I Got My First Ever Manicure And Honestly Kinda Enjoyed It

So this past practice I blocked a pass (no big deal) but my buddy Dan has such a cannon arm that the ball ripped two of my fingernails open.

(I used a stock image so my potentially gross fingers don't show up as the thumbnail)

Snyder's Pretzel Dips With Hershey Chocolate And Peanut Butter

     My rugby team held our annual winter banquet and this year we didn't have dessert.  I'm still a little upset over that.  I went there with the specific intent to get drunk and eat desserts.  So instead I had to make a QuikChek stop (in my suit) and buy a bunch of snacks.

Russell Stover Chocolate Hearts Elite 8

I Don't Pass Opportunities For Birthday Cake

     My buddy's Chris' birthday was a few days and he graciously invited several of us out for dinner with him.  Spoiler alert, I got drunk and ate cake.

Video Response To Marco Rubio Chipping A Tooth On A Twix Bar

A coupe things about this video:
I know I'm not in New York.  I was watching Lonnie Quinn on CBS2NY and it was a slip.  Shut up.

Also, I used the phrase 'calcium intake' three times.  Let's dispel the fiction that I don't know what I'm doing- I know exactly what I'm doing.

Instead Of Something Romantic For Valentine's Day I Made A Russell Stover Sweet 15 Of Chocolate Hearts

     A short while ago I ventured over to Walgreens and happened upon the Valentine Day's aisle.  Of course it was stocked with the usual suspects, but I also notice a whole section dedicated to just these Russell Stover hearts.  Well of course I had to buy one of each.

Marco Rubio Chipped A Tooth On A Frozen Twix Bar (With Bonus Review)

Marco Rubio Describes Chipping Tooth on a Candy Bar
WATCH: Marco Rubio tells South Carolina campaign crowd about chipping his tooth on a Twix bar: "It was a frozen Twix bar, though!"
Posted by ABC News Politics on Thursday, February 11, 2016

ABC News- WATCH: Marco Rubio tells South Carolina campaign crowd about chipping his tooth on a Twix bar: "It was a frozen Twix bar, though!"