Like Sisyphus Up The Hill, I Have Bought The New Peeps Oreos

     Let me preface this by saying that I took a break from blogging because A) none of you fuckers were reading my blogs anymore and B) I'm actually on a diet.  Unfortunately Peeps Oreos just came out so the diet's not going well.  Also I haven't actually changed my eating habits.  But I digress.

I Got A Free Sweet Tarts And Still Overpaid

     Yesterday went like any other day.  I finished up first breakfast and went into the office fridge for second breakfast.  I turned around and my eyes were drawn there, as if by magic: candy that was hanging off the edge of the vending machine dispenser.  How could I resist such a charm?  I put my dollar in and out came 2 Sweet Tarts!

Celebrate/ Distract Yourself From Donald Trump's Inauguration With New Hershey Cookie Layer Crunch!

     What better way to celebrate drown your sorrows with eat for lunch than with this new offering from Hershey!  (According to Google they were released in October but fuck it, I only found them last week.)

My Review of Stephen Lynch's My Old Heart Tour Featuring New Music!

     Last night Stephen Lynch stopped at the Starland Ballroom in Sayreville, NJ.  It was all general admission so chairs were first come, first served.  That also meant a line around the goddamn building when I got there 30 minutes before the doors opened.  Then we waited another half hour after the doors opened to get inside, so that was fun to do in January.

Mrs Freshley's Jumbo Honey Bun

     I bought this from a vending machine because it was huge and cost a dollar.  I figure a little value can go a long way in a snack.  Not bad, right?  It's like 5 times the size of a typical candy bar and only $0.25 more.

Healthy Hebrew Hammer: Chocolate Cake Combat Crunch

     A few weeks ago Bodybuilding.com was having a sale to get a free box of these with a container of protein powder.

Brownie Points Brownies

     I found a box of these on the table in the office cafeteria.  Since I'm a nice guy I only took two.  I could have easily gone for seven since they're bite size so cheers to myself for being a nice guy.