Friday, July 10, 2015

Hanuta Haselnuss-Schnitte (Somebody Translate That Please)

     Alright I have no idea what that means.  I think haselnuss means Nutella.  Schnitte must be wafer cracker sandwich.  If not, well I'm here to eat food, not be a dictionary.
     Picked this bad boy up when I was drunk in the city at 3pm.  I stumbled into some convenience store, tented my fingers like Mr. Burns, and Hanuta stuck out like green thumb.*  This thing was basically Nutella between two wafers.  It was delicious.  Also I think it was foreign so the Nutella to wafer ratio was not what you expect from a fat American candy manufacturer.
     It was great and I want more.  But it was twice the price of a regular candy bar so that brings the score down to a still respectable 6/10.

PS- Don't litter!

*I know that sentence didn't make sense, I said I was drunk at 3pm and now it's 5pm

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