This blog isn't so much to tell you about the cookie as it is to release my anger as to the two Mrs. Fields locations I frequented the most closing down.
The term 'fucking bullshit' gets thrown around a lot these days, but Mrs. Fields closing down is fucking bullshit. I want a goddamn cookie when I go to Garden State Plaza. It's the only reason I tolerate going. You know what there is instead? A 'coming soon' sign that's been there since LeBron James was still balding.
The other one I frequented? The Port Authority. The goddamn Port Authority. Like 2 billion people pass through there a day and they didn't stay open. There are only two possible options: Michelle Obama and Michael Bloombito teamed up to take down the baked good powerhouse, or New Yorkers are philistines and don't appreciate a good cookie or brownie.
I'm in no position to decide which one is true. What I am in position to decide, however, is that the kiosks at
Giants MetLife Stadium are just a shadow of a man. Sure it has the logo, but can only one type of cookie or brownie, that's been pre-baked, really satisfy? I say nay. And these cookies I bought at QuickChek are the same old song. It's just not the same. That being said, 8/10.
The next nearest location to me is at 30 Rock. You know 30 Rock right?
That's fucking bullshit I gotta go all the way there for a cookie. Absolute insanity. Screw it, I'm going to the city tomorrow. Might as well make a detour.
PS- Mrs. Fields was my first (and to date only) WCW on Instagram.
PPS- It's not the same, but I discovered The Great American Cookie at Willowbrook Mall. Don't ask questions. Just go there.
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