Kashi Chocolate Almond and Seat Salt Chewy Granola Bar

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?  No because thee fucking sucks!  This was hands down the worst experience I've had as a blogger.  Allow me to list some more pleasurable things than this feces-in-a-wrapper: St. Anger.  Star Wars Episode 1.  Scrubs Season 9 (I don't have any specific link for this one, but it doesn't count without JD).  The car Homer designed.  I took one bite out of this thing and threw it away.  Not away in the trash mind you, away as in physically away from my being to prevent me from even smelling it.
Can I give negative scores?  Because I am.  -1/10.  Kashi will never get a dollar out of me.

PS- I realize that list I provided is not something any female could relate to.  I write blogs about cookies.  No shit, Captain Obvious.