Montclair RFC Banquet Desserts

Last night was my rugby team's annual winter banquet.  Like every civilized group of beer drinking barbarians, we had a classy dessert (Kirkland brand).  I was already drunk when the cookies came out.  Someone dropped their cookies and was going to throw them out when yours truly stepped in to save them.

First up was the Kirkland cookie variety pack (don't ask how I know that).
Chocolate chip- one of the best around.  When I go to Costco I usually end up picking up a pack of these bad boys.  I think Kirkland changed the recipe about a year or two ago which had poor results, but these still get an 8/10.
Oatmeal raisin- Seriously does any one like these?  I mean they're not bad, but I can never recall myself or anyone else saying "Oh man, you know what I got a hankering for?  Fucking oatmeal raisin!" The Kirkland brand ones are pretty good for oatmeal raisin, but that's FOR oatmeal raisin.  5/10
White chocolate chip- I remember eating it and right there is when things got fuzzy.  6/10 I guess?
The arugula pack had two flavors in it.  These things are like oatmeal raisin, you can enjoy them but you're never going to go out of your way for them.  Naturally I had about 7.
Chocolate arugula- Underdog of the year right here.  Way better than I expected.  7/10.
Fruit arugula- I don't know if all of you out there in Candyland have noticed by now, but I'm not a huge fan of fruit candy.  I eat fruit, I enjoy fruit, but gimme a snack that isn't going to be found in the future IT worker's Pokémon lunch box (mine was Digimon so suck it).  4/10

PS- Yeah Jeets!

PPS- Had to write this whole blog on my phone because my internet has been down since yesterday morning.  Big thanks to Verizon for their quick response time.