I'm sure many of you are aware that Jews can't have anything leavened on Arbor Day. Passover? Yes, on Passover. Leavened means didn't rise. When the Jews fled Egypt- the Pharaoh treated them so horribly, folks. You wouldn't believe how bad it was, believe me. When the Jews fled Egypt they didn't have time to let the bread rise. So now we have matzo. And macaroons, which are just beautiful.
But, folks, this is one tremendous macaroon. The biggest, most beautiful macaroon. And I went to Costco so I can buy them bigly. Really, just a huge package. It fits perfectly in my huge hands.
Score? Can phenomenal out of 10 be a score? Beautiful. Just like my daughter. I hope she grows tits like her mother. Huge.
