Kiwi Invasion Part 1: Nestle Chokito

     My buddy RJ recently went on his honeymoon (like a month or two ago but I got sidetracked, shut up) and picked me up some southern hemisphere candy.  Spoiler alert- it spun backwards about 4-6 hours after I ate it (that's when I pooped).

I Went to CVS for Leftover Valentine’s Day Candy and the New SI Swimsuit Issue, Part 2

     Many of you may be asking why it took me so long to write part 2 of this blog.  And to that I say get over it.

I Went to CVS for Leftover Valentine’s Day Candy and the New SI Swimsuit Issue, Part 1

     Look at this picture. What do you see here? Candy. No SI swimsuit issue.