Let me preface this by saying that I took a break from blogging because A) none of you fuckers were reading my blogs anymore and B) I'm actually on a diet. Unfortunately Peeps Oreos just came out so the diet's not going well. Also I haven't actually changed my eating habits. But I digress.
Yesterday went like any other day. I finished up first breakfast and went into the office fridge for second breakfast. I turned around and my eyes were drawn there, as if by magic: candy that was hanging off the edge of the vending machine dispenser. How could I resist such a charm? I put my dollar in and out came 2 Sweet Tarts!
