I Got A Free Sweet Tarts And Still Overpaid

     Yesterday went like any other day.  I finished up first breakfast and went into the office fridge for second breakfast.  I turned around and my eyes were drawn there, as if by magic: candy that was hanging off the edge of the vending machine dispenser.  How could I resist such a charm?  I put my dollar in and out came 2 Sweet Tarts!

     Well as it turns out, Sweet Tarts are TRASH.  They taste like Tums.  At least Tums you get the benefit of fighting off heartburn from eating too many wings.  With Sweet Tarts you just get nauseated.  Seriously, I actually had to stop eating them because they sit so poorly.

     And they're not even sweet!  They're powder.  They're powder in little pellet form.  This is shit you feed your guinea pig.  Although I did get one for free, I blame the well-documented sub-par vending machine quality on that.*  1/10.

* Well-documented on Snapchat.  From what I can tell, whenever one dispenser arm is empty, someone who does not work for the vending machine company goes in and moves candy into that arm from another arm.  I saw 3 arms of Oreos at 2 different prices.  You can't trick me!

PS- I haven't blogged in like 2 weeks and no one's said anything.  That's a real booster for the ol' self esteem.