Let me preface this by saying that I took a break from blogging because A) none of you fuckers were reading my blogs anymore and B) I'm actually on a diet. Unfortunately Peeps Oreos just came out so the diet's not going well. Also I haven't actually changed my eating habits. But I digress.
Peeps Oreos. How do you think they taste? If you said 'anything' you'd be wrong. They taste like sugar. Which I guess is what Peeps taste like? I have this weird thing where I can't eat anything resembling a pre-plucked bird (Animal Crackers don't have any birds so don't try pulling that shit on me). Plus ducks are cute if you get past the fact that
they rape each other with their monster schlongs.
Now, you may be saying, "Andrew, what the hell is wrong with you?" And to that I say, "Feel free to click those blogs on the side of your screen to get a better understanding." I'm trying to say that Peeps Oreos taste like a disc of sugar. They also stain your teeth red. This can be frightening the next time you're brushing your teeth, you don't why you're spitting out shades of pink and red, and you start frantically searching for the massive laceration in your mouth.
Tl;dr- ducks are rapists and Peeps Oreos are a 3/10.
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