Ted Cruz Has Decided It's Been Too Long Since I Blogged About Ted Cruz

The Hill- "The Democrats are the party of Lisa Simpson and Republicans are happily the party of Homer, Bart, Maggie and Marge," Cruz said, referring to the other Simpson family members on the long-running cartoon show "The Simpsons."

If My Trainer Friend Can Review Candy, I Can Review His Workouts

     Look at this shit. I’m getting cucked on Facebook. And on Fat Tuesday no less! My number #2 holiday right after Halloween! I can’t even get a heads up about some local candy shop before it gets put on Facebook?  I haven't even gotten to try any candy!