Cherry Cola Oreos Taste Like Cherry Cola If By Cherry Cola You Mean Horse Shit

     The title says it all. Sometimes I think Oreo is trolling my brand loyalty. Is it loyalty still? Is it self-loathing? The line is too blurred to tell.

2-For-1 Blog: No One Has Congratulated Me On The Saracens Winning The Premiership Finals and I Saw Mastodon and Primus Live

Blog the First:
     First things first: Saracens are the Premiership champions! Unfortunately I wasn’t able to watch most of the game live as I was doing something with my own team at the time. I had to check the score updates on the Twitter machine and let me tell you about the anxiety I had refreshing it occasionally over the course of 90 or so minutes. Exeter Chiefs, reigning Premiership champs, fell 27-10 to my favorite team.