Cherry Cola Oreos Taste Like Cherry Cola If By Cherry Cola You Mean Horse Shit

     The title says it all. Sometimes I think Oreo is trolling my brand loyalty. Is it loyalty still? Is it self-loathing? The line is too blurred to tell.
     Let’s start with the cherry part of cherry cola. Yes it has what is considered a ‘cherry’ flavor. But Robotussin is also considered to be ‘cherry’ flavored and we all know how that tastes (shout out robo bombs). Unless you’re a high school kid with no money no one ever goes for the Tussin.
     Now for the cola part of cherry cola. This may be the laziest thing Oreo has ever done. They just reused the crème from Fireworks Oreo, which, if you recall, is regular Oreo crème but with Poprocks in it. Interesting side note, Poprocks don’t work in Oreo crème. You have to leave the crème in your mouth way too long for the Poprocks to pop. Also, who decided Poprocks taste like cola? What peon brought up that idea?
     These suck. Popping Robotussin is not what I want in an Oreo. It’s a good thing I sacrifice my daily calories for all of you or else you’d suffer this fate as well. 2/10.