Thursday, April 2, 2015

Cadbury Creme Eggs

     This might be the most overrated snack in history.  I stopped at the store and saw a box of these things sitting by the register so I decided to grab a few.  How much do you think one of these things costs?

     Like 40 cents maybe?  Nope.  It's fucking $1.29!  And they didn't have a price tag!  So I got stuck buying 3 of these.  First mistake.  Then I tried opening one and the gooey shit inside stuck to the foil so I had to spend like ten minutes peeling the foil off with sticky fingers.  That was pretty gross.  I bite it open and see this.
    WHAT IS THAT?!  Who had the genius idea to have Ron Jeremy stick his dick in a chocolate ball and bust a load?  I don't know what that's supposed to be.  Is that a fake yolk hanging off the side on the bottom there?  Was that yolkified with food coloring?  The second one I ate (I have no shame) crumpled immediately when I bit in.  Now I had little chocolate bits falling down while that yolk-cum thing was losing structural integrity.  Also, they don't even taste that good!  I mean yeah, if you wanna hand me a box of these things I'll eat them.  Like I said, no shame.  But no way I'm spending another $4 on chocolate-encased jizz.  2/10.

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