This might be the most overrated snack in history. I stopped at the store and saw a box of these things sitting by the register so I decided to grab a few. How much do you think one of these things costs?
Like 40 cents maybe? Nope. It's fucking $1.29! And they didn't have a price tag! So I got stuck buying 3 of these. First mistake. Then I tried opening one and the gooey shit inside stuck to the foil so I had to spend like ten minutes peeling the foil off with sticky fingers. That was pretty gross. I bite it open and see this.
WHAT IS THAT?! Who had the genius idea to have Ron Jeremy stick his dick in a chocolate ball and bust a load? I don't know what that's supposed to be. Is that a fake yolk hanging off the side on the bottom there? Was that yolkified with food coloring? The second one I ate (I have no shame) crumpled immediately when I bit in. Now I had little chocolate bits falling down while that yolk-cum thing was losing structural integrity. Also, they don't even taste that good! I mean yeah, if you wanna hand me a box of these things I'll eat them. Like I said, no shame. But no way I'm spending another $4 on chocolate-encased jizz. 2/10.
No comments:
Post a Comment