I figure since today is 4/20* and I blog about snack foods, Doritos were a good review. Everyone loves them and you potheads/ holidayers/ celebrators (I don't know, I don't care, you're all annoying) can rack up my pageviews. Anyways the chips!
Who doesn't love Doritos? Wet blankets, that's who. They're the essential party snack. A nice change of pace from grabbing a candy bar at the work vending machine. A key ingredient in nacho dip.
They're never filling enough. You have one bag and need another. Even worse if you get a party size bag. That thing will be gone in an hour and you'll be covered in delicious cheesy evidence. That goddamn cheese powder. I HATE cheese powder. Same deal with Cheetos and all other Dorito flavors. It takes too much effort to lick the powder off my fingers. Yes, I do that in public and occasionally at work. I'm not a proud man. But despite all this, I keep going back to them. I can never be mad at you Frito Lay! 7/10
* Whoa Andrew, you smoke pot? Nope, I'm not a
dirty hippie. Also, can't afford that stuff on a blogger budget. But I can get on board with their love of snack foods. Just get the fuck out of my face with "Legalize it bro."
Stock photos via
fritolay.com and
wikipedia.org
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