Muthafuckin' Twinkies

     Since my past two blogs weren't snack related I decided to get back to basics.  Write about a snack of people.  A real work horse.  And that snack is the Twinkie.

Marriage Is Equal And I Can Rip A Phonebook In Half!

Jose Canseco Is Hosting A Baseball Camp And I'm Probably Not Invited

It started out with a simple enough line of tweets:

Adventures to QuickChek: I Got A Cookies & Cream Brownie And Went People Watching

     I made another trip to QuickChek, as I often do.  But this trip was not like the others.  Normally I look around a little for my prey.  Sometimes the clerk will wonder why I'm looking around for so long, but other than some judging it's a standard procedure.

I Tried Pillsbury Mini Chocolate Chip Cookies. What Happened Next Is SHOCKING!

     Did you guys know Pillsbury sold finished products?  I thought they only sold ingredients.  This cookie is a big paradigm shift for me.  So help me, if I find out one of you knew about and didn't tell me, I'm going to be angry!

Part Three Of The QuickChek Cookie Trilogy: M&Ms

     Why yes, I did just unknowingly complete a trilogy of QuickChek cookies!

I Bought Butterfingers Mini Cups And You'll Never Believe What Happened!

     I bought this under the assumption it would be like a Butterfingers bar.  Here's how it tasted.

QuickChek Cookie Made With Hershey Kisses

     Another night at Tierney's, another review!  I ducked into QuickChek next door and spent an uncomfortable amount of time perusing the snack aisle before settling on this bad boy. This cookie had a little bit of everything. Some parts were soft, some were hard. I have to say I enjoyed eating this cookie and jumping back and forth between the two. It was a surprise with each bite.
     Also, I'm not a big Hershey kisses guy. I know they're a staple of Americana but unwrapping every single fucking kiss is so goddamn annoying. Sell me a bag of just the chocolate kisses and save the money on all that aluminum foil. The Hebrew Hammer is nothing if not thrifty when it comes to snacks. 7/10

PS- Had this as dessert after a Buddy Burger and pitcher of Yuengling.  Tasted good but probably definitely not the best idea to have in a short period of time.

Burger King Oreo Shake- I Go To New York And Get Mad About Whipped Cream

     I went on an expedition in New York City the other day and got the late night munchies.  Naturally I skipped the authentic pizzerias and hit up Burger King (mostly because I wanted a shake more than solid foods).  Grabbed a Whopper and this shake, which was surprisingly delightful.

TastyKake Dreamies, A Drunken Recollection

     I don't remember sampling this.