It's My Ankle's Second Birthday!

     So as some of you probably know, I have a plate in my ankle.  Two years ago I was playing a rugby 7s tournament and had a whole human being landed on the inside of my shin.  Broke it in 4 places and completely severed a ligament attached to my fibula (I was only told the name of the ligament once and I was higher than a drone on painkillers).  Spent the next 6 hours in Coney Island Medical Center, which is just as shitty as you'd expect.  I saw 0 doctors and some chick was on bath salts or something in the room next to me.  There's a few things I've learned having a pound of titanium in your leg:

Shameless Advertising Time!

Marshmallow Milky Ways- Potentially Classified Information

     I don't know if this is on shelves yet.  Part of being a blogger is doing zero research.  All I know if my mom gave me this and said it was from Chris at work.  I didn't know she worked with a Chris but hey I ain't mad.

A Drunken Ode To Banana Chocolate Chips Ahoy

I do not like when I'm drunk
I do not like them in a bunk
Something something uptown funk
I do not like this cookie junk
I do not like them at the bar
I do not like in the car
I do not want them in my house
Nor do I do want a pet mouse
*Guitar solo*
I will not eat them on the can
I will not eat them with some ham
I think they are a bad idea
I think they do not mix with beer

Wawa Brownie

     So lately I've been going to Quick Chek a lot.  It's convenient, and well, that's pretty much it.  I don't blog to put a lot of effort into it.  I recently made a trip to Wawa and had to take in the local culture.  Turns out Wawa makes their own baked goods similar to Quick Chek so I gave a brownie a shot.

Duncan Hines Vanilla Frosting; PSA: Don't Eat Whole Cans Of Frosting

     So my friend made a cake and wanted to apply some frosting to it.  Naturally yours truly decided the frosting needed a review.

My First Video Review: Oreo Thins

The volume is pretty low, just a heads up.

Boyer Mallo Cup

     I'm not sure if I've heard of Boyer before.  I've probably seen them in stores and passed over them for lack of name recognition (that's a marketing term, thank you college).  I took a chance on them and tried out a Mallo Cup which is some kind of marshmallow fluff in a cup made of chocolate with coconut flakes.

Hanuta Haselnuss-Schnitte (Somebody Translate That Please)

     Alright I have no idea what that means.  I think haselnuss means Nutella.  Schnitte must be wafer cracker sandwich.  If not, well I'm here to eat food, not be a dictionary.

GTFO With 'Slim' Oreo

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