Boyer Mallo Cup

     I'm not sure if I've heard of Boyer before.  I've probably seen them in stores and passed over them for lack of name recognition (that's a marketing term, thank you college).  I took a chance on them and tried out a Mallo Cup which is some kind of marshmallow fluff in a cup made of chocolate with coconut flakes.

     Initial reaction: what the fuck?  There's mallo all over my goddamn wrapper.  Not cool man.  And what's up with this rebate offer?

     So I have to buy 100 of these things and then pay postage to get $2 back?  Fuck it, I'll probably save up.  I have no shame or sense of value.
     I bite into this thing and WHOA.  Creamy white mallo just melted over my tongue and brought me to nirvana.  Who knew coconut and mallo were a winning combination?  Reese's Cups just got put on notice as my second favorite cup style snack now.

     So yes, it's fair to say I enjoyed the Mallo Cup.  Also I saw on Boyer's Twitter page that they're gluten free and kosher, which I probably should have read into first since I'm the Hebrew Hammer.  9/10

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