Donald Trump Will Stop Eating Oreos, Is A Liar

CBS-  Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump repeated his claim Tuesday evening that he would stop eating Oreos, citing the cookie maker's decision to close a plant in Chicago and move it to Mexico.
"I'm never eating Oreos again," Trump said, before adding that he would consider it if he could find some that were made in the U.S.

     So I guess Oreos are good enough for our troops but not the Donald? That's cool. I'll be over here supporting our heroes who didn't get captured.

     This is how I know he's a liar. You can say you'll never eat Oreos again.  I do the same thing after every blog.  "Today is the day I start eating healthy and blog about protein shakes and Powersauce bars!"  What happens the next morning?  That's right, I eat a row of Oreos.  It doesn't matter if I have the store brand versions in the house (which usually are cheaper and slightly better).  I eat the Oreos.  You can't escape them.  It's like during Passover when I have to stop eating bread.  Then I get drunk and say "Damn I want pizza."  I eat half the pizza and then remember it's Passover.  Eating Oreos is second nature.  This is America, Donald, and you're not poor.  We don't eat Hydrox here.

PS- I realize this is a blog that I put minimal effort into, but what did he mean by "if he could find some that were made in the U.S.?"  Is he going to trace each box back to its point of production?  Are some flavors only made in certain plants?  Somebody help me out here.  Or help Donald, he's missing out on milk's favorite cookie.

PPS- I was going to post this blog when the story was fresh but held back.  I was interviewing about blogging for someone and his political views mixed with mine like and oil and water.  I know you're not supposed to discuss politics in an interview, but if I come in expecting to talk fart jokes and Oreos and you bring up Hilary Clinton, big banks, and smuggling ham into Poland (I swear to God that happened) then I reserve the right to give you The Daily Show treatment.  I may not be Jon Stewart, but goddammit I'll try.