When you get a bar that says 'flake' on it you expect it to either fall apart when you bite into it, or to get a text from it an hour before your game starts saying that its got 'personal stuff' going on right now and can't make it. This bar definitely falls into one of those two categories.
Was it flaky? Yes. I don't have a witty remark to go here. The bar is called Flake and it's flaky. I ain't mad at that. The name of the bar does a damn good job of telling you what to expect. It's a long, thin piece of chocolate prone to flaking. And it's delicious. If you find one, buy it and put down a napkin before you eat it.
Now you might remember my blog about Zebra Cakes not containing zebra. Flake had the foresight to know that I was going to start up a blog and named the bar accordingly. It's really not hard. Cadbury puts out chocolate ambrosia, and Little Debbie puts out food-based Nickelback. Flake gets a 9/10,
PS- I don't know what the "Peel and Reveal" is it. My eating techniques were closer to a banana than string cheese. That's my bad, I own up to that. Or that could mean peel the wrapper back and eat it like a banana. In which case I was right all along.
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