Thursday, April 14, 2016

English Invasion Part 4: Burton's Daily Fish 'n' Chips (Halfway Done!)

     Well it took 4 blogs but I found a lousy English snack.  Full disclaimer, I'm not a vinegar fan.  But that might be because I have a working tongue so take that as you will.
     Let's get this taken care of right away: Daily?  Am I supposed to eat vinegar daily?  That sounds insane.  The only thing I can assume is the homeopathic medicine crowd got to Burton's and told them vinegar cures hair loss.  This is a one serving bag and that is very difficult to extend to multiple days.  Or maybe "Daily" isn't part of the name and they added that because the bag has a newspaper theme.  We'll never know.
     These things are messy.  Cheeto-level messy.  You know how you eat one Cheeto and your hand looks like Drumpf after he stays in the tanning booth too long?  The only upside to these are that the dust is clear so you can lick your finger clean and mentally assume your hands don't need to be washed.
     The chips themselves remind me a bit of Goldfish.  They're in fish shapes and stick shapes.  Most of them were crushed when my buddy John smuggled them across the border/ when I accidentally put something on top of the bag (90% sure it was his fault) but they still taste the same.  Tone down the vinegar and they'll be pretty good.  Unless vinegar is popular in England?  I don't want to be offensive.  But vinegar still sucks.  4/10

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