Friday, April 8, 2016

English Invasion Part 3: Nestle Yorkie #ManStuff

     So this is just a standard chocolate bar.  Like an English Hershey Bar.  It tastes less processed since there's no high fructose corn sugar.
     I guess HFCS is only a thing in the US?  I've heard the same thing about Canada using real sugar too.  I googled cost of HFCS vs sugar and the first hit was cornnaturally.com so I think that answers that question.
     And it appears that across the pond, they consider high quality chocolate to be "Man Fuel For Man Stuff."  That's absolutely perfect for this blog.  In 2015 I added 31 friends on Facebook and 2 of them were women.  If that's not #ManStuff then I don't know what is.  Girls are gross and have cooties.  You know what doesn't have cooties?  Chocolate bars.  Why else would I run a blog now worth OVER THREE DOLLARS!
     What was I babbling about?  Right the chocolate bar.  Way better than that artificial crap Obama tries shoving down our throats.  I might have to start ordering all my snacks off English Amazon suppliers.  (Side not, my Crunchies came in and I'm inhaling them like crack)  It's just five bites of solid milk chocolate.  8/10

No comments:

Post a Comment