Celebrate/ Distract Yourself From Donald Trump's Inauguration With New Hershey Cookie Layer Crunch!

     What better way to celebrate drown your sorrows with eat for lunch than with this new offering from Hershey!  (According to Google they were released in October but fuck it, I only found them last week.)

     The bag they come in is fair sized which turns out to be very misleading.  Why is it misleading?  Because they charge you $5 for 9 fucking mini candy bars.  They're the size you expect to get on Halloween.  What the hell is that?  You can pick up a 2 lb. bag of the same size regular Hershey bars for like $3.  I didn't even eat one yet and I was pissed off.

     However, they are delicious.  "Crunch" is definitely the optimal word here for the cookie bits.  They're not the soft and chewy kind, nay, they have a crunch.  I would say they are actually more akin to the rice crispy bits in a Crunch bar.
     I think it's also important to point out that I bought the caramel flavor, which appears to affect the structural integrity of the candy bar:

My candy bars kept falling apart on me.  Too much caramel can be a double edged sword.  Yes it's tasty, but also messy.
     Would I buy them again?  There are 3 flavors so I may buy the other 2 to blog them.  But at $5 a pop for not much candy I'm not rushing.  5/10.

PS With Trump in office everyone has to stop eating Oreos.