Monday, October 16, 2017

Tacoria Nutella Nachos


     I went to a friend’s house for the VA Tech – Clemson game a while back. Naturally we had to order food so after burgers we went to the taco place in Montclair. Daddy completely broke character when someone requested Nutella nachos as a last minute addition to the order, which was good news for me since I get to blog about them.
     This whole ordeal was treading new ground for me so I’m going to break it down into pros and cons.
Positive:

Nutella- delicious

Nachos- made with cinnamon. I’ve never heard of this before. This was phenomenal. The cinnamon flavor was strong without detracting from the nacho itself. I don’t know how you make a nacho but I have to assume they used some different type of ingredients (besides the cinnamon). How long have I been missing out on cinnamon nachos? I need more. These alone are a solid 8/10.

Negative:

Nutella distribution- it’s 2016. How can we still not figure out how to distribute nacho toppings better? We have a cover for your cat’s asshole but can’t figure out to put in a few nachos, some topping, some more nachos, some more topping, etc.? Yes, I enjoy grabbing the nacho on top with more Nutella than fits in my mouth. But I also don’t enjoy being the schlub getting a dry nacho at the end of the tray.

Location- I have no idea where I was. Someone Google this for me.
EDIT: Tacoria in Montclair, NJ


Push:

Daddy’s balance- Not a good day for walking along flat surfaces. Good thing he handed the tray to me before completely wiping out in front of about a dozen ladies who had no interest in helping him up, or even looking in his general direction.


Overall score- 9/10. Nutella and cinnamon nachos are amazing.

1 comment:

  1. Daddy? Who's that? Are you daddy's little play thing?

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