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     For my New Year's Resolution this year I decided not to make a resolution.  Why, you may ask?  Well, I don't need one.

     I am an alpha male and don't need a calendar telling me how to live my life.  Case in point, I witnessed a car accident a few days ago.  I got out of the car, asked if the drivers were alright, and called 911.  Did I post about this on social media?  No.  I don't need the respect and adoration of my inferiors.  You all could learn a lot from me.
     You might be asking what this has to do with snack blogging.  I'm glad you asked.  Long story short- Salted Caramel Pepsi can go fuck itself.  I dumped this thing out like Mrs. Radulich did with my hopes and dreams in 5th grade.  It was trash.  It doesn't deserve a review.  If you see it on the shelf just keep walking.