What's The Hebrew Hammer Giving Up For Lent?

Nothing, what the fuck did you expect?  Part of being the Hebrew Hammer means not having to give anything up for Lent.  That being said, I'm giving this thing up for life:

What a flavor blast of blandness!  Now I remember why I stopped eating Little Debbie's after I finished elementary school.  This is definitely a 'West Virginia'* type of snack.  You only really eat because you don't know any better.  I'm not sure where they get off calling it 'fudge' when the more appropriate title would be 'chocolate colored.'  Even with the mental association of colors (bam, remember my Oreo investigation?  It's all in your head) the Fudge Round had almost no taste.  On the other hand, it may have the softest, most pillow-like snack cake I've ever encountered.  Let it not be said I am unfair!

It gets a 3/10.  It didn't taste bad and it was soft.  But that's not going to win you any awards in this world of Godiva and Oreos.

* What is a West Virginia snack you may ask?  Go there for a few days and you'll know what I mean. I met a guy with more fingers than teeth.