Sara Lee Brownie Chocolate Chip Cakes

     I am all for innovation.  Two types of snack in one?  Sign me up!

Sara Lee Devil Food Creme Cake

     I'm pretty sure I've made my thoughts known on Sara Lee (I could check my old blogs but I'm lazy).  A step above regular snack foods but more pomp that product.

Did I Get A Second Birthday Cake? You're Goddamn Right I Did!

     Did you really think I would only get one cake?  Pfft.  You fool.  Of course I had a second one!  The first cake was with some amigos.  The second one was with family.  Still looking for a way to write off a third cake as a business expense.

Upset Alert: Village Lions Have Brownies!

     Upset, Village Lions have snacks!  Too bad they fucking suck.

Birthday Cake

     Today's my birthday!*  Last weekend was a joint shindig for a few friends who have neighboring birthdays.  What shindig is complete without a proper birthday cake?

     WHOA.  Is that a fucking dinosaur on the cake?  You're goddamn right it is!  It's a dinosaur cake!  What'd you get on your birthday cake?  "Happy Birthday Peon?"  Figures.

Whoppers Eggs

     Whoppers are an American classic.  Everyone loves malted milk balls.  How can you not?  They're chewy and crunchy at the same time.  Naturally I was pretty pumped for the Easter version.

Sheila G's Brownie Brittle

     I have so many questions.  Who the fuck is Sheila G?  What the fuck is brownie brittle?  Is Sheila G single?