Cherry Cola Oreos Taste Like Cherry Cola If By Cherry Cola You Mean Horse Shit

     The title says it all. Sometimes I think Oreo is trolling my brand loyalty. Is it loyalty still? Is it self-loathing? The line is too blurred to tell.

2-For-1 Blog: No One Has Congratulated Me On The Saracens Winning The Premiership Finals and I Saw Mastodon and Primus Live

Blog the First:
     First things first: Saracens are the Premiership champions! Unfortunately I wasn’t able to watch most of the game live as I was doing something with my own team at the time. I had to check the score updates on the Twitter machine and let me tell you about the anxiety I had refreshing it occasionally over the course of 90 or so minutes. Exeter Chiefs, reigning Premiership champs, fell 27-10 to my favorite team.

Hot and Spicy Cinnamon Oreos

     Right off the bat- these are not the kind of cinnamon you find in snickerdoodles or chicken (that one time if I’m cooking and have been drinking). These use the cinnamon in Red Hots. Coincidentally, these use the cinnamon that does not work well with Oreo cookies.

I Went To The Misfits Reunion And Couldn't Get A Picture

     This past weekend the Misfits played their first show with Danzig in New Jersey since 1982.*  Like all true punk bands, they performed at the Prudential Center and had several types of tshirts with the date and location to commemorate the event.

My Birthday Was A Disaster

     As many of you know, yesterday was my birthday.  If you don't know then I'll keep this in mind next time you need someone to help you move.  I ate two cakes.  I also managed to avoid all coworker interaction (you call it antisocial, I call less distractions).

Kiwi Invasion Part 1: Nestle Chokito

     My buddy RJ recently went on his honeymoon (like a month or two ago but I got sidetracked, shut up) and picked me up some southern hemisphere candy.  Spoiler alert- it spun backwards about 4-6 hours after I ate it (that's when I pooped).

I Went to CVS for Leftover Valentine’s Day Candy and the New SI Swimsuit Issue, Part 2

     Many of you may be asking why it took me so long to write part 2 of this blog.  And to that I say get over it.