New Oreo Lemon Twists

     I think the twist is that they're mediocre.  Like, "Haha!  You expected a delicious new cookie!  Plot twist, it has a very mild flavor!"

Crunch Bar With Girl Scout Cookie Flavors

     My friend came over today with a going away gift for me.  (He's going away, not me.  He's taking some classes to study for his board while I blog about Oreos)  Can't believe I let something like this sneak under my nose when they were right across the street this whole time.

Mr. Goodbar Should Be Mr. Acceptablebar

TastyKake Kandy Kakes Are Bad And The Reason Why Will Shock You!

     Oh TastyKake.  Why do I do this to myself?  I gave you more chances than I give tequila.

Brownie Batter Oreos Have Met My Expectations

     I had to go food shopping the other day and looked in the Oreo aisle.  Nada.  I go the dairy aisle and there's the fucking new Oreos (side not, they just released Lemon Twist Oreos too).  I get putting Oreos and milk together but why ONLY the new Oreos?  And why by the butter instead of milk?

Today In GTFO: Pecan Pie M&Ms

WTKR- With the holiday season quickly approaching, it’s time to prepare your stomach for fall flavors. This year, Mars is adding Pecan Pie M&Ms to their family of sweet treats.

The limited-edition M&Ms were first spotted on store shelves on Tuesday.

An M&Ms representative confirmed to People Magazine the product has been sent to Walmart stores and other retail locations for display during the “Halloween timeframe.” Many stores have already started displaying Halloween merchandise.

The 9.9 oz. bags have a suggested retail price of $2.98.

Brownie Batter Oreo Preview: I Have Low Expectations

People.com- Mark Monday, Aug. 10, down as the day the latest (and greatest?) special-edition Oreos hit supermarket shelves nationwide. We’ve been dreaming about the cookies ever since they were spotted at the Sweet and Snacks expo in May, and now they’re available to all Oreo-loving Americans for $4.49 a pack.

This morning, we received a shipment of the new cookies — to stuff in our faces immediately, of course. After a very serious People.com tasting session, the verdict is in: they’re delicious! Despite tasting more like rich chocolate cake than actual brownie batter, the limited-edition Oreos are super chocolate-y, indulgent and basically the only thing capable of making a Monday bearable.

I Sampled Buncha Crunch And Lose My Ability To Take A Decent Photo

     I know this isn't a good picture, shut up.  I was running because I had tickets to Ted 2 and we were running behind.  That's why it says 'Movie Pack' in the corner.

I Say Jon Voyage With A Peanut Butter Chocolate Milkshake

     If you're like me you're probably pre-diabetic and lamenting Jon Stewart leaving The Daily Show.  How do you cope with something like that?  By drowning your sorrows with a milkshake!

Peanut M&M Is Jerking Off In The Fucking Closet!

     Has everyone seen the new M&Ms commercial?  It's fantastic.  Comedy gold.  Also it has candy in it.  That makes it fair game for one slovenly blogger.

Peanut Butter and Co.'s White Chocolate Wonderful Taste Testing

     At the recommendation of my buddy Dan I tried out this peanut butter.  He likes to try it on Rice Krispy Treats.  "Why stop there?" I asked myself.  I went the extra mile.  I did 6 different samples.  No need to thank me, I'm just doing my job ma'am.