Tuesday, July 12, 2016

Goobers Would Be More Successful If They Didn't Have A Stupid Name

     Seriously how fucking stupid a name is "goober?"  It's two switched letters away from booger.  According to Wikipedia, goober is another word for peanut.  That's not a good excuse.  You know about the Chevy Nova?  In South America it didn't sell.*  No one realized that "nova" and "no va" are the same thing, and "no va" means "doesn't go."  Fucking think ahead for me one time.  Goober is a stupid name.
     In other news, these are pretty solid.  Roasted peanut covered in chocolate are a surprisingly good treat.  If they had a better name I think they could become a snack staple.  I just don't envision anyone saying "Oh boy I could really go for a Goober!"
     They're a good snack to pop a few at a time, like M&Ms or Buncha Crunch.  Also since they're peanuts I'm assuming they're slightly healthier for you than the average snack.  Something to take into account next time you're in for a light snack, but also feeling the need to increase your unsaturated fat intake.  6/10.

* Did some research and that's not true apparently.  Well then.  Guess I'll go fuck myself.

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