Seriously how fucking stupid a name is "goober?" It's two switched letters away from booger. According to Wikipedia, goober is another word for peanut. That's not a good excuse. You know about the Chevy Nova? In South America it didn't sell.* No one realized that "nova" and "no va" are the same thing, and "no va" means "doesn't go." Fucking think ahead for me one time. Goober is a stupid name.
In other news, these are pretty solid. Roasted peanut covered in chocolate are a surprisingly good treat. If they had a better name I think they could become a snack staple. I just don't envision anyone saying "Oh boy I could really go for a Goober!"
They're a good snack to pop a few at a time, like M&Ms or Buncha Crunch. Also since they're peanuts I'm assuming they're slightly healthier for you than the average snack. Something to take into account next time you're in for a light snack, but also feeling the need to increase your unsaturated fat intake. 6/10.
* Did some research and that's not true apparently. Well then. Guess I'll go fuck myself.
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