EMERGENCY BLOG: What In The Devil's Dick Happened To The Creme In Oreos?

     What the fuck is that?  Where is the rest of my goddamn Oreo?  I've been complaining for MONTHS now that Oreo is cutting back on their limited edition cookies with a 2/3 size package and now they're cutting back on regular ones too.

     And here's a picture of 2 more Oreos to show you this isn't just one bad cookie.  Is it possible my box got shafted?  No.  Physically impossible.  That's a machinated creme amount and wouldn't have a one-off.
     For reference here's a picture of Oreos I pulled off Google:

Obviously not the close-ups I have but you can clearly see there is more creme.  This is bullshit.  My Oreos are shriveling.

     I am hereby boycotting Oreos (not including new ones I have to review) until this issue is resolved.  It's time we stop letting Oreo skate by just based on their name.  Hershey doesn't pull this shit.  Mars doesn't pull this shit.  Lay's doesn't pull this shit.  Oreo got too big for their britches.