Tastemade Is Back With The 7 Best Discontinued Reese's Products

     If Tastemade is going to keep giving me material like this then I'm going to keep milking it.  Our new Snapchat Story is 7 Reese's Products That Need To Come Back.  Let's take a look, shall we?

1) The fuck?  You want a melty peanut buttery mess in your hand?  How did you never figure out how to eat a snack without getting your hand messy?  It's not hard.  You open the wrapper halfway and use the paper as a tray.  This isn't rocket science.

2) No shit they got discontinued.  Crunchy peanut butter is garbage, and if you disagree you're a barbarian.  Would you eat crunchy regular butter?  No you wouldn't.  So why would you eat crunchy peanut butter?

3) All Snacksters suck.  They're just a bad snack.  The concept behind Snacksters is they give you a creamy snack to scoop out with breadsticks.  It's like old school Dunkaroos but without a cartoon mascot.  The only problem is the breadsticks they give you are stale before they even get put in the package, so you're basically gnawing into a rock.

4) A rip-off?  This thing?  No way!  Who in their right mind would call a peanut butter version of a 3 Musketeers bar a rip-off?  Lighter alternatives of snacks are lame.  I'm not eating a candy bar for low calories.  If I'm at the point of my day where I'm resigned to eating a candy bar then the shame is overpowering the diet.

5) That's just flat out ridiculous and terrible marketing.  I want to talk to the head of marketing for when this was designed.  "Guys I got a great idea!  People love chocolate.  They love peanut butter.  Let's make potato chips!"

6) Yeah let me just eat the snack based on what played a hand in Elvis' health going to absolute shit.

7) I don't count this one as qualifying for a comeback.  As you can see, the package is part in French which means they were never in the US, and therefor never left us in the first place.

And there you have it.  7 Reese's products that should have come back until I debunked all of them for being stupid.  Tune in next week when we have 12 facts about Baskin Robbins!  Hopefully Tastemade keeps doing these so they can become a recurring Monday segment.