Happy First Day Of Hanukkah!

     As I'm sure everyone knows, today is the first day of Hanukkah.  חנוכה. The festival of lights.  Here's a fun fact about Hanukkah: there actually was a war on it.  Typical Christmas, always ripping Hanukkah.

Happy Birthday Ted Cruz!

     Unbeknownst to me, today is Ted Cruz's birthday.  I had nothing prepared.  I can't research and write a blog at work so this is coming in a bit late.

Holiday Mint M&Ms Are Totally Different From Peppermint M&Ms

     Totally different.  Peppermint are red and white.  These have green too.  Only a stupid would confuse the two.  Or a blind person.  Or anyone who is eating them with abandon and not paying attention.

Q: Does Seeing Neil DeGrasse Tyson Speak Make Me The Smartest Snack Blogger Ever?

     A: No, but I am anyway.

Morrison's Pastries Chocolate Chip Yogurt Muffin - What The Hell Is A Yogurt Muffin?

     Every Friday my office brings in bagels and muffins for everyone.  Normally I take a bagel and go on my merry way.  There's not very many muffins so I figured I'll give them to someone else.  Well I'm sick of being the nice guy.  Too long have I watched the civilians feast while the entertainers go hungry.  Only half a muffin though, they're pretty big and I'm not that selfish.

Today In Ted Cruz Can Sit On A Fist: Some Psycho Rant About Queso

     What the fuck did I just hear?  Queso speaks to the soul?  I run a blog about Oreos and this is weird even for me.

Chips Ahoy Hot Cocoa ***Do Not Drink***

     It wouldn't be a new season without someone trying to convince you that one pile of trash snack tastes like another pile if trash snack.  Today we're going to look at Chios Ahoy Hot Cocoa!  Limited edition!

Peppermint M&Ms

     Thanksgiving is over which means it's time for Christmas songs 24/7 until you puke!  Also, Christmas snacks until you puke!

Wendy's Is Giving Out Frostys All Of 2017

     Time Magazine- If you buy a key tag from Wendy’s for $2, you will receive a free Junior Frosty Treat with every Wendy’s purchase you make during 2017, as long as you show your tag. Every 90 cents on the dollar will be donated to the Dave Thomas Foundation, the not-for-profit created by the chain’s founder which helps find permanent home for children in foster care.