Chips Ahoy Hot Cocoa ***Do Not Drink***

     It wouldn't be a new season without someone trying to convince you that one pile of trash snack tastes like another pile if trash snack.  Today we're going to look at Chios Ahoy Hot Cocoa!  Limited edition!

     I went to ShopRite during the Kellogg's ordeal with Breitbart thinking I could write a blog about it.  Brand awareness is my speciality so I bought some by Nabisco, naturally.

     Before I had even left the parking lot I popped in a few of these to get some pre-blogging thoughts going.  Initially I went "ehh" to a quick "ooh.". But don't let my onomatopoeias (BOOM you were NOT expecting that word today) confuse you, these are above average.
     They're basically a chocolate cookie but the nice touch is the marshmallow bits.  The big story here is that you're supposed to heat them up.

     That's bullshit. I did heat them up.  They just taste like a cookie left in the sun. 7 seconds is not enough time for my cookie to achieve optimal warmth. That's going to cost them points.  An otherwise decent cookie has been shamed.  7/10