Brownie Points Brownies

     I found a box of these on the table in the office cafeteria.  Since I'm a nice guy I only took two.  I could have easily gone for seven since they're bite size so cheers to myself for being a nice guy.


     When I say bite size, I mean bite size for an average size human.  I am much larger than the average human.  These were like M&Ms for me.  The first one I had was chocolate fudge which was delicious if not miniscule.  Smaller bakeries often have much higher quality than the big name ones that just pump out a few ingredients mixed together.  This was very soft and richly flavored.  However due to size it gets 7/10.

     What the fuck happened to the candy cane crunch?

     What the fuck is on top of that brownie?  Did somebody tell a gingerbread man to bust a nut on this?  My candy cane turned into gingerbread baby batter.  To be fair it didn't taste as bad as it looks.  But not unlike my self esteem, my brownie is still small and ugly and gets 5/10.