Healthy Hebrew Hammer: Chocolate Cake Combat Crunch

     A few weeks ago Bodybuilding.com was having a sale to get a free box of these with a container of protein powder.

     The box says chocolate cake.  It tastes nothing like cake.  If they had said chocolate instead of chocolate cake I would be much less incensed right now.  To be fair I'm not very incensed at all.  But it's not fucking cake flavored.

     Cake is supposed to be fluffy and sweet.  This is dense and rich.  Not cake.  Also, cake has layers to it.  This is just a center with a coating.
     What's even worse is the accompanying protein powder that came with the bar is chocolate milk flavored.  That at least makes sense.  Cake in bar form?  Well I'll be damned if that happens in my lifetime.  7/10