Friday, January 13, 2017

Mrs Freshley's Jumbo Honey Bun


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     I bought this from a vending machine because it was huge and cost a dollar.  I figure a little value can go a long way in a snack.  Not bad, right?  It's like 5 times the size of a typical candy bar and only $0.25 more.
     My first impression is that is has a very unnatural consistency for a baked good.  It was soft but somehow so dense it didn't flop a little bit when I picked it up.  There's so much goddamn glazing on it that I had to use a fork.  But the most egregious part is that there's no honey flavoring.  Honey's not even an ingredient!
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     If you call something a honey bun it should taste like honey.  At least have honey as a featured ingredient.  This was just a regular bun with a glaze.  Why the hell is that a honey bun?
     It would be unfair of me to not reiterate that it's huge.  Even I was surprised at the amount of "baked" good contained in this wrapping.  But the lies piled on quick and early.  My honey bun is just a mess of a sticky white glaze.  3/10.

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