I Got My First Ever Manicure And Honestly Kinda Enjoyed It

So this past practice I blocked a pass (no big deal) but my buddy Dan has such a cannon arm that the ball ripped two of my fingernails open.

(I used a stock image so my potentially gross fingers don't show up as the thumbnail)

Snyder's Pretzel Dips With Hershey Chocolate And Peanut Butter

     My rugby team held our annual winter banquet and this year we didn't have dessert.  I'm still a little upset over that.  I went there with the specific intent to get drunk and eat desserts.  So instead I had to make a QuikChek stop (in my suit) and buy a bunch of snacks.

Russell Stover Chocolate Hearts Elite 8

I Don't Pass Opportunities For Birthday Cake

     My buddy's Chris' birthday was a few days and he graciously invited several of us out for dinner with him.  Spoiler alert, I got drunk and ate cake.

Video Response To Marco Rubio Chipping A Tooth On A Twix Bar

A coupe things about this video:
I know I'm not in New York.  I was watching Lonnie Quinn on CBS2NY and it was a slip.  Shut up.

Also, I used the phrase 'calcium intake' three times.  Let's dispel the fiction that I don't know what I'm doing- I know exactly what I'm doing.

Instead Of Something Romantic For Valentine's Day I Made A Russell Stover Sweet 15 Of Chocolate Hearts

     A short while ago I ventured over to Walgreens and happened upon the Valentine Day's aisle.  Of course it was stocked with the usual suspects, but I also notice a whole section dedicated to just these Russell Stover hearts.  Well of course I had to buy one of each.

Marco Rubio Chipped A Tooth On A Frozen Twix Bar (With Bonus Review)

Marco Rubio Describes Chipping Tooth on a Candy Bar
WATCH: Marco Rubio tells South Carolina campaign crowd about chipping his tooth on a Twix bar: "It was a frozen Twix bar, though!"
Posted by ABC News Politics on Thursday, February 11, 2016

ABC News- WATCH: Marco Rubio tells South Carolina campaign crowd about chipping his tooth on a Twix bar: "It was a frozen Twix bar, though!"

New Filled Cupcake Oreos

     Oreo tried pulling a fast one on me by not announcing their new flavor.  I'm still waiting on Oreo Churros in stores and Cupcake pops up instead?  Diabolical.

In Honor Of The Superbowl: David Bowie Thinks Coldplay Sucks

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The Deflategate Law Firm Held A Hillary Clinton Fundraiser #IDontStandWithHer

"And ye shall judge them by the company they keep.- Jesus"- Hebrew Hammer

Boston Magazine- (Yes I know this happened in November, bear with me)

The New York-based law firm that produced the so-called Wells Report, a 243-page document at the center of this summer’s Soviet show-trials comprising Deflategate, is holding a $2,700-per-person fundraiser for Democratic presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton.

Check Out This Asshole Who Thinks She Deserves Free KitKats

You don't deserve those goddamn KitKats!

Source- A chocolate loving student is demanding a lifetime supply of KitKats from Nestle – after buying a multipack that contained eight of the chocolate bars, and realising that none of them had wafer inside.

"The truth of the matter is; manufacturers owe a duty of care to consumers.

‘The specific duty you owe in consistency in your manufacturing process. The failure to take due care in the manufacturing process resulted in a product being defective.

‘As a result I feel as though I have been misled to part with my money and purchase a product that is clearly different from what has been marketed by Nestle.

‘The loss I have suffered is of monetary and emotional significance.

‘I would like a full refund of the defective pack of KitKat I purchased. I have also lost my faith in Nestle.

‘Clearly, if I wanted to purchase a confectionery item that is purely chocolate, I would have purchased a bar of Galaxy.

‘I would therefore like to request a life-long supply of KitKat so that I can act as a means of quality control – it appears you need me more than I need you.’"