I Think My Health Has Reached The Tipping Point With This Blog

     The past few months I've been putting extra time at the gym and getting my numbers up.  I put on a few pounds but I assumed that was just from bulking up.  Well now I'm starting to second guess myself.
     Yesterday my rugby team had our first scrimmage of the season.  I put on a pair of shorts I bought this past Black Friday and began warming up.  I squatted down and POP! the whole inseam exploded.  Not ripped.  The inseam exploded.  My ass crack would have been completely exposed were it not for a very resilient pair of compression shorts.

      That's never happened to me before.  Not in rugby, at the gym, sitting on a couch, ever.  What made it worse was the fact everybody conveniently only brought one pair of shorts that day.  I think they were just enjoying laughing at me while I ran around with my sweaty ass rancidifying the air behind me.*
     I'm sure some of you are thinking this means I'm going to scale back my blogging.  Well you're wrong.  In fact I plan on eating twice as many snacks.  Winners never quit and quitters never win.  If that means buying bigger shorts, then Adidas better start making bigger shorts without making me go up a size.
     Also my BMI must be off the chart.  When I was in high school I was 12% body fat and I was at the obese line.  I'm real glad to know there are doctors who still go by that.

* Also, really sorry to Sods because he had to line up behind me in the scrum.