Little Debbie's Marshmallow Pie

     I've said it before and I'll say it again.  Little Debbie's is for poor people.
     Let me elaborate: you're a poor person if you buy like Little Debbie's.  It's pure garbage.  The only exception are Cosmic Brownies.  Everything else, including ESPECIALLY these Marshmallow Pies, are for people who are poor in spirit and money.

     These pies are disgusting.  First off, it's not a fucking pie.  Pies have a crust around the bottom and the side.  This has a crust on the top and the bottom.  That's a goddamn sandwich and you know it Little Debbie!  You're a dirty liar and I will not tolerate that on this blog!

     And it's not even a good sandwich!  The marshmallow is tougher than biting into memory foam.  I put so much work into biting through the marshmallow that I end up damaging the already structurally weak pie crust.  Now my whole chest is covered in crumbs.  They're flaky, tasteless, and stick to everything.  Get the fuck out of here Marshmallow Pies, I don't want that!  2/10