Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, that's my own goddamn fault for being tricked into buying a 2 for 1 price deal at Shop Rite. No one plays the Hebrew Hammer for a fool! No one, you hear me!
It's time to wake up sheeple. Entenmann's is half-assing this even more than Oreo does. At least Oreo tries to make it taste like whatever disappointment they're stuffing down my your gullet. Entenmann's just cock slaps you a few times and tells you to look at the box.
These apple cider fuckers are the same thing as the pumpkin spice. It's a donut with coloring and drowned in frosting. It's not even like "well if you really pay attention with your tongue you notice it." There's just no goddamn apple flavor.
This brings Entenmann's to 0 for 2 on fall offerings. I'm #done with their seasonal products (this season.) Don't piss on my head and tell me it's rain. 3/10.
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