Friday, October 21, 2016
ShopRite Black And White Cookies Are White The Same Way Donald Trump Is
Get it? Because they're orange!
You don't get to be cute for Halloween if you're going to half-ass it. Use the proper name for the color. You have over 300 locations spread out in several convenient locations in the Northeast and you need to act like it.
By comparison, let's look at QuickChek black and white cookies:
Oh look they actually said black and orange! It's not hard to use the proper label. The little things are what counts. And it means a lot to me and my blood pressure to not have to fret over these things. Side note: I didn't buy the QuickChek one for comparison. That would have been a good idea and I take full responsibility for my actions.
Back to the cookies. They were bought fresh but only lasted about 3 or 4 days. The cream on top went stale first. The cookie itself wasn't anything spectacular. Though they were pretty generous with the cream.
The first 2 days they were pretty fresh and recommendable but the staleness was a drawback. They might be more suitable for a party or shame eating since they wouldn't get a chance to get old. But if you're going to have them to yourself over a week there are better options for the price. 5/10.
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