Friday, October 14, 2016

My Nightmare Has Come True: I Have Lost To A Snack

     I always feared this day would come.  This must be how Joe Montana felt when Steve Young came in.  To look on helplessly as your career slips away.  That or I just ate myself into a food coma.

     The day started out like any other.  I went to Carvel in the afternoon and order myself a medium Cookie Dough Carvelanche.  I was pretty excited.  Look at the glut of cookie dough bits they poured in:
     It's like they knew a snack blogger with an international fanbase was coming to blog about their products.  Savvy marketing technique.  I bought a medium because I've been taking care of my body a bit more lately.
     I could barely finish it.  I had to force down the last quarter of it, which is pretty bad when you consider how much shame eating I do.  Shortly afterwards I was feeling light headed from my sugar influx.  The Carvelanche was so big I had to skip dinner.
     Due to my defeat I am unable to score the Carvelanche.  I give myself a 0/10 for losing and need to be better in the future.

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