Continuing my adventures in the office vending machine, I picked out this exotic looking snack.
Upon it entering my mouth, I was met by an immediate burning sensation. And not the burning I'm used to having in my mouth. I had a tiny cut on my lip and that suddenly became Mt. Vesuvius and nearly melted my lip off. I broke out in a light sweat after eating them, but I sweat just laying down so that might be a fat guy thing. Also they do not agree with my stomach. You may not know much about my stomach, but in over 25 years and 150 blogs I haven't met much that disagrees with my stomach.
The powder on this was like Dorito powder but thicker- you touch one chip and your whole goddamn hand looks like the dust bowl. This was not helpful in trying to sooth the inferno that was now my tongue. I gave up on trying to get any work done and switched to survival mode. Frantically licking the powder off my fingers was a double -edged sword. I managed to get it all off in case I accidentally touched my eye, but there was more powder burning my tastebuds off.
After like 3 of these things I had to stop eating and was just fanning off my mouth in vain. I'm not entirely sure what they taste like, I think it's a combination of Dorito and napalm. 2/10 I guess? I'm not sure what score to give scorch marks.
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