Little Debbie Zebra Cakes- Contains No Actual Zebra

     I know what you're probably thinking.  "But Andrew, putting actual zebra meat into a cake would be disgusting."  Yeah no shit.  But you still have 'zebra' in the name.  If you sell me a Bacon Maple PopTart I expect it to contain natural and/ or artificial bacon flavor.  I don't care how poorly the two ideas go together, promises were made.
     Look, do I want to eat a zebra meat cake?  No.  But I'm a blogger.  I have integrity.  But since this cake contains no real meat, I guess that's a moot point now.  A little background on this pastry:

     It was my friend's girlfriend's birthday and I arrived early to help with setup.  Not only am I an above average blogger, I'm an above average friend too.  I did all that help and all I asked in return was one of these so I could blog them for you, my loyal reader(s).
     While we were taking turns sampling the cooler of jungle juice or whatever the teenagers call it these days, I was mixing in bites of the Zebra Cake.  Note: Zebra Cakes do not absorb much alcohol if your friends are using you as the sole taste tester for about 6 different attempts.  You will get drunk.  Would zebra meat have prevented this?  I guess we'll never know.

     What about the cake?  Not only was there no zebra meat, it didn't have artificial zebra meat flavoring.  It was just a cake.  What the hell Little Debbie?  I mean, yeah, it was pretty good.  But I was promised zebra and I got pastry.  Just like my parents, I'm more disappointed than upset.  5/10.


     Also I was going to add in some funny zebra videos but I found this instead.

Bust out the lighters!  Can't believe these guys never hit it big.