I Bought Hard Candy Because I'm An Idiot

     So I recently made a trip down to the local CVS to get some snacks and blog about them.  It was a successful trip in the sense that I found samples, but a failure in the sense that I should have read the boxes before buying.

     Now I have this box of chocolate-filled hard candy.  It's not even good chocolate.  It's too rich and not sweet enough.  These things taste like what I imagine everything tastes like once you hit the age of 75.
     Also, if you're wondering how much of an idiot I am, I tried chewing the first one I ate.  Nearly pulling out your fillings is not a pleasant experience.  And I can't make heads or tails of what the chocolate density is supposed to be.  It kinda melts until you bite into it, then it gets chewy and adheres to your teeth like superglue.

     Final score is a 1/10, unless you have varicose veins a habit of yelling at kids to get off your lawn (I've only done that once so it doesn't count).  If that applies to you, then 8/10.