Instead Of Watching The Pro Bowl, I Suggest You Eat This Reese's Bar

     Reese's seem to be expanding on the peanut butter game.  I recently learned they sell it in jars, and it turns out they're selling it in chocolate-encased bar form now.  Spoiler alert: it's fabulous!
     I bought this along with those nasty goddamn hard candies, and it's a good thing I did.  This makes up for those nasty things.  It's a pretty simple formula- chocolate bar, formed into squares, each filled with peanut butter.  Shocking how effective it is, really.  I already need more of it.
     Do I break off each piece like a civilized person?  You tell me:

Another surprise: I am a savage.  Enjoy seeing my bite marks in your nightmares tonight.

     If you've ever said to yourself, "Self, I love Reese's Cups.  But they're just not enough to satisfy my need for peanut butter and chocolate," well then this is the bar for you.  9/10.

PS- You don't necessarily have to eat this instead of watching the Pro Bowl.  You could also read a book, go for a walk, get drunk, or do anything that even mildly stimulates your mind.  Pretty much any option is better than watching that shitshow.  I can't wait to see teammates not tackle each other!