Twin Donut Plus Bakery Review

     A few weeks ago I attended a rugby clinic at Columbia University hosted by Bath/ Springboks flanker Francois Louw.  That's not a brag, just saying my knowledge of the sport is like 7 points higher now.  Naturally that means I had to stop at the donut shop around the corner.

English Invasion: Part 8, The End Of An Era: Walker's Quavers

     This is it!  After 2 months the English Invasion series comes to a draw.  I saved Quavers for last since they're my buddy John's favorite one.

Unpopular Opinion Alert: I Don't See The Big Deal With Klondike Choco Tacos

     I used to work at a summer camp and these things were basically like cigarettes in prison.  The commodity to end all commodities.  But like cigarettes I am not addicted to them (yeah I'm pretty healthy, don't let the blog fool you).

Bananas (The Company) Fat-Free Chocolate Smoothie (The Product)

     If you go to a company named Bananas you expect them to have bananas at least on the fucking menu right?  Well I guess I'm the asshole.  Just a plain chocolate smoothie.  That's cool I guess.

English Invasion Part 7:Maynard's Wine Gums

     The English Invasion is back from hiatus!  And by hiatus I mean I couldn't find the bag with the candies in them.  Tomato, tomahto.  I should note that I don't think these actually contain wine.  I ate a whole package and didn't get drunk.  Maybe I'm just a champ and can handle my alcohol?  That's a distinct possibility.  I housed a bottle of Manischewitz for Passover so it's not like I haven't done it before.

The Most Definite Girl Scout Cookie Ranking EVER (You Can Either Agree With Me Or Be Wrong)

If you don't agree with this ranking then you don't even know cookies.  I am the cookie expert.  Everything here is basically a law.

Birthday Cake Part 3: 2016 Edition

     Another birthday, another cake.  This year I celebrated my birthday weekend by playing a tournament in about 2 inches of mud.  Was it fun?  Yes.  And I plan on never going back.  But I digress.

Ted Cruz Drops Out Of The Race, Ends My Chances Of Heckling Him- My Magnum Opus

Haha, it's funny because I hate him!

Little Debbie Wants You To Think About Creampies (Subliminally)

When I think of Oatmeal Creme Pies, I think of ________. pic.twitter.com/iB6jGpYkBy

— Little Debbie (@LittleDebbie) May 2, 2016

M&Ms: Vote For The New Flavor

     You've probably seen the commercials for the new M&Ms flavors.  They're offering honey nut, coffee nut, and chili nut and letting you pick which one becomes a permanent fixture among classics like plain and peanut.