Sunday, May 22, 2016

Unpopular Opinion Alert: I Don't See The Big Deal With Klondike Choco Tacos

     I used to work at a summer camp and these things were basically like cigarettes in prison.  The commodity to end all commodities.  But like cigarettes I am not addicted to them (yeah I'm pretty healthy, don't let the blog fool you).
     It was a little warm out during my last trip to QuikChek so I decided why not try an ice cream snack?  I'm not the biggest ice cream guy but for the sake of the blog I can give it a shot.  Choco Tacos are the cool taco, let's go for it.
     Alright so far it looks like a taco with chocolate.  No misbranding here.  But while I'm eating it the thing is melting into my hand.  It was like 5 minutes removed from being in a freezer.  That's just too quick man, you gotta maintain your structural integrity longer than that.  I can't be licking my hand clean every time I eat one of these.
     Upon further inspection of eating the Choco Taco I came to the conclusion that said taco is actually a waffle.  First hint: it has a waffle pattern on it.  Tacos don't do that.  That's cultural appropriation and Klondike doesn't put up with that.  Plus, waffles are soft and tacos are hard.  I expected a crunch when I bit in.  Instead my waffle gave way to my teeth and I had to rip my bite off.
     That being said, it was still a good snack.  But nothing to get your knickers in a twist over.  6/10

No comments:

Post a Comment